Showing newest 9 of 31 posts from January 2008. Show older posts
Showing newest 9 of 31 posts from January 2008. Show older posts

Thursday, January 31, 2008

January 31, 2008



Moving day is upon me this weekend. I'll be heading down closer to the 3rd Ave side of the street. All I have with me right now is a bag of clothes, school stuff, and my laptop.

I don't know about you, but with the move and the Superbowl (and all that nasty reading for class I haven't done yet) this weekend will be one to remember. In preparation for the big game this Sunday I've been doing a bit of historical reading on some of the more memorable Superbowl experiences across the years.

Most Memorable Halftime shows ever:

Helmet-decorated Go Karts circa 1973. Giant helmets driving around.

In 1990 the celebration featured a giant Mississippi Delta Queen riverboat on the field.

Any half-time show featuring 1. Kids and 2. Michael Jackson together. This was several half-time shows across the years.

Diana Ross in a helicopter. Enough said.

KISS dancers 1999 charging the field to the sounds of KISS. They actually were ripping off some of their actual staduim tour tricks from the 70s.

The Lingerine bowl 2004. Models duking it out...in their underwear. A veritable PPV extravaganza.

Post Janet-meltdown Rolling Stones.

The artist formerly known as a symbol. Prince brings what many consider to be the best half-time show ever. Meh we'll see.

This year Tom Petty is scheduled to perform.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

January 30, 2008








I keep seeing adds for the Lost premiere all over TV. I never really jumped on the Lost bandwagon back when it rolled out in 2004. At the time the series was a big competitor for 24, and as the second major serialized drama/thriller on the airwaves, it was awesome (I admit that I will buy the DVDs at some point).

But because I stayed on the fringe, I was able to view the series run (so far) like a true skeptic. I'd ask questions like what's going on? When will they let me know about the characters? Seeing as I just sat down and watched a "catch-up-show" they obviously answered a few questions. But hey, it's season 4 they had better answer at least a few questions. Judging by the fan reactions, it looks like the writers have just introduced more complicated ideas into the show. I'm all for it, if it makes the show better.

Here are a few questions that I found online that seem to cause most fan's brains to boil (special thanks to Cracked.com):

5. What's the deal with Walt?

4. What's the deal with those first survivors who were kidnapped, and what do the Others want with them?

3. What's the deal with Libby?

2. What's the deal with the four-toed statue?

1. What's the deal with the numbers?


Good luck to anyone hoping to find some resolution to any of these questions this season. I plan to just take the episodes as they come.

Pics: Some pics from one of the many great local restaurants here in my new neighborhood of Spanish Harlem. Puppy certified great lunch specials!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

January 29, 2008

Looks like our new book club selections have been optioned. Remember it's three different categories for one general book club. Our patron Joseph Mallozzi who reads more than "The Last Man Alive" always has some great suggestions. Then the thousands (or few devoted fans depending on how you look at it) vote on the suggestions and we get our monthly book discussions mapped out. The options for next month's discussion are:

The Fantasy Nominees:

Jeffrey Ford’s The Empire of Ice Cream

(From Booklist: “A book that opens with a story about creatures who live their entire existences in sand castles, from when youthful builders abandon them to when the tide destroys them, demands readers possessing a healthy sense of wonder and the willingness to embrace the bizarre and fantastic. The title story beautifully twists the experience and senses of a synesthetic musician to answer the question, what would happen if synesthetic experiences took on physical forms? “The Weight of Words” takes the phrase seriously to explore the sinister potential of print. “Boatman’s Holiday” depicts what Charon, the boatman of Hades, does on vacation. Giants and unidentifiable alien creatures, fairy tales, the intertwining of wonder and terror, and fantastic views of both the strange and the ordinary all appear in this marvelous collection, with Ford’s comments on his inspiration and motivations appended to each story.”)

VS.

Patrick Rothfuss’s The Name of the Wind: The King-Killer Chronicle, Day 1

(From Publishers Weekly: “The originality of Rothfuss’s outstanding debut fantasy, the first of a trilogy, lies less in its unnamed imaginary world than in its precise execution. Kvothe (”pronounced nearly the same as ‘Quothe’ “), the hero and villain of a thousand tales who’s presumed dead, lives as the simple proprietor of the Waystone Inn under an assumed name. Prompted by a biographer called Chronicler who realizes his true identity, Kvothe starts to tell his life story. From his upbringing as an actor in his family’s traveling troupe of magicians, jugglers and jesters, the Edema Ruh, to feral child on the streets of the vast port city of Tarbean, then his education at “the University,” Kvothe is driven by twin imperatives—his desire to learn the higher magic of naming and his need to discover as much as possible about the Chandrian, the demons of legend who murdered his family.”)

The Science Fiction Nominees:

Gregory Benford’s Timescape

(From Amazon.com: “It’s 1998, and a physicist in Cambridge, England, attempts to send a message backward in time. Earth is falling apart, and a government faction supports the project in hopes of diverting or avoiding the environmental disasters beginning to tear at the edges of civilization. It’s 1962, and a physicist in California struggles with his new life on the West Coast, office politics, and the irregularities of data that plague his experiments. The story’s perspective toggles between time lines, physicists, and their communities. Timescape presents the subculture and world of scientists in microcosm: the lab, the loves, the grappling for grants, the pressures from university and government, the rewards and trials of relationships with spouses, the pressures of the scientific race, and the thrill of discovery. ”

VS.

Neal Stephenson’s The Diamond Age: Or, A Young Lady’s Illustrated Primer

(From Amazon.com: “John Percival Hackworth is a nanotech engineer on the rise when he steals a copy of “A Young Lady’s Illustrated Primer” for his daughter Fiona. The primer is actually a super computer built with nanotechnology that was designed to educate Lord Finkle-McGraw’s daughter and to teach her how to think for herself in the stifling neo-Victorian society. But Hackworth loses the primer before he can give it to Fiona, and now the “book” has fallen into the hands of young Nell, an underprivileged girl whose life is about to change.”)

The Horror Nominees:

Joe Hill’s Heart-Shaped Box

(From Publisher’s Weekly: “Middle-aged rock star Judas Coyne collects morbid curios for fun, so doesn’t think twice about buying a suit advertised at an online auction site as haunted by its dead owner’s ghost. Only after it arrives does Judas discover that the suit belonged to Craddock McDermott, the stepfather of one of Coyne’s discarded groupies, and that the old man’s ghost is a malignant spirit determined to kill Judas in revenge for his stepdaughter’s suicide. Judas isn’t quite the cad or Craddock the avenging angel this scenario makes them at first, but their true motivations reveal themselves only gradually in a fast-paced plot that crackles with expertly planted surprises and revelations.”)

VS.

F. Paul Wilson’s The Keep

(From Amazon.com: “Thus reads the message received from a Nazi commander stationed in a small castle high in the remote Transylvanian Alps. And when an elite SS extermination squad is dispatched to solve the problem, the men find a something that’s both powerful and terrifying. Invisible and silent, the enemy selects one victim per night, leaving the bloodless and mutilated corpses behind to terrify its future victims. Panicked, the Nazis bring in a local expert on folklore–who just happens to be Jewish–to shed some light on the mysterious happenings. And unbeknownst to anyone, there is another visitor on his way–a man who awoke from a nightmare and immediately set out to meet his destiny.The battle has begun: On one side, the ultimate evil created by man, and on the other….the unthinkable, unstoppable, unknowing terror that man has inevitably awakened.”)


I'll reserve judgement for another post later this week. Feel free to join our cadre of sci-fi/fantasy/horror fans. Personally I don't count myself as part of the horror fan-base, but I do appreciate a good scare.

Monday, January 28, 2008

January 28, 2008


I ended up running from dinner to class tonight. I didn't want to be late to the first meeting, plus it was at the business school so I had to run around the campus and across the street. Just as I sat down, one of the law school students got up to talk about his new business he and his wife had started and how they were looking for people to help market their product.

The interesting thing about his business is the product. It's a cookie or innovated version of cookie based on something from their home country. Naturally I need all the experience I can get, he did stress the word experience, so I assume it's unpaid. That's ok, he said the hours are based on what you can do. The company is just he and his wife pretty much. He went on to say that they used the labor-hiring organization that helps ex-cons. Now that they have all their inventory for the next few months, he said he'd fire them (unskilled labor). But now he did need all the marketing help he could get. Hmmm, sounds interesting.

Pics: Intro marketing and management first go around.

January 27, 2008

I took a much needed night off from rambling around the city after hours. I still have an unusual number of chapters to read for Monday and Tuesday. As of this post, I've only made it through one of them. I just got an email for another book I need too. It's not that critical, but I need to read 6 chapters from it and I haven't even picked it up yet (no rush, huh).

I had lunch with a few underclassmen who were flabbergasted when I mentioned that I was 27. They had guessed me to be at the "ripe" old age of 22 or 23. I laughed pretty hard. I joined their conversation about searching for good summer jobs. The university has really good career services and internship opportunities. Most of the positions available are jobs that would be nearly impossible for a normal person to get. However, the trade off is that most of them are unpaid. So you get the best job in the world with great experience, but you have to survive economically to the end. I'd say it's a fair trade. I decided to wait till this summer to consider a situation like that. I still need to earn money for now.

Speaking of money, I did a little research into selling my car. Even if I had all the money in the world, I wouldn't need my car in the city. Originally I had predicted disaster in trying to get any money from selling my car. Research has proven otherwise. Should I fall victim to a raw deal, I should still make out alright enough to not feel sick about the whole thing. So good news there eh? Now I just have to actually sell it. If anyone has any experience in selling used cars on the open market, please let me know. I'd appreciate any recommendations.

Pics: No pics today, I forgot my camera and I have way too much reading to do.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

January 26, 2008
























Barack Obama delivers Letterman's Top Ten list.

Top Ten Barack Obama Campaign Promises


10. To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.

9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.

8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin' good.

7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrassle it.

6. I'll put Regis on the nickel.

5. I'll rename the tenth month of the year "Barack-tober."

4. I won't let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.

3. I'll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.

2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.

1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.



Pics: New member at the Natural History Museum, African safari, amphibians & reptiles, how to get bit by a snake, Saurian Safari, and Andrew's monkey business.

Video: Fishy Video.

Friday, January 25, 2008

January 25, 2008







Schrute Space by Dwight K. Schrute

Spelling is a Cornerstone of Communication

Please take a moment to ask yourself this question before reading this web log: “Am I a stupid person that can’t spell?” If yes, then answer this question: “Will I be offended if somebody, namely Dwight K. Schrute, makes fun of people that can’t spell?” If yes, then please visit another destination on the World Wide Web. I suggest http://www.dundermifflinpaper.biz. Also, take solace in the fact that you know how to read at all, despite your shortcomings in the spelling department.

For those of you who remain: welcome. You’re among decent spellers. It feels good to get rid of the poor-spelling moon-faces. Good riddance.

I was at a gas station this weekend and heard a little girl ask her mother a question. This question might as well have been “Why am I so dumb?” but in actuality, it was “Do reindeer fly better when it’s raining?” Obviously, the girl thought that reindeer was spelled “rain deer.” Children are stupid. What sense is there in naming an animal after a weather condition? There is no such thing as a hail bear. Nor is there a sleet squirrel. The only exception to this rule is the snow leopard, which is named more for its coloring than its preference for cold weather. I’m also aware of ThunderCats, but they don’t count because they’re alien creatures.

The point is, this girl didn’t know how to spell and her mother didn’t bother to correct her. That’s why I had to step in. I politely explained to the little girl that she was stupidly spelling the word incorrectly in her head. I went on to say that the rein in reindeer is spelled like that not because it refers to the reins that man uses to domesticate these animals, but because of the word’s etymological roots in the Norse languages. Additionally, I told her that reindeer are also known as caribou. The girl started crying and needless to say, I won’t be returning to fill up at Bewick’s anytime soon. I’m in the process of refining biobutanol from this year’s beet harvest anyway, so I won’t need gasoline at all from now on.

Spelling has always been important to me, as well as the Schrutes in general. Considering that the name Schrute is not the easiest name to spell, we decided that, as a clan, we needed to make spelling a priority. As a result, our home schooling emphasized spelling at the expense of other subjects that were deemed to be less important, like geometry and AP U.S. History. While I can easily spell “rhombus,” I sadly have no idea how to identify one.

Happy Holidays and a merry “That is all” to everyone.

With Utmost Sincerity,
Dwight Kurt Schrute

Pics: Columbia alumni swim meet and No Country for Old Men at Union Square.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

January 24, 2008










I finally made it by the main dining hall on campus. The hours aren't so great, but the food definitely took me back to woo-town. Within moments of swiping my card and grabbing some lunch I was already planning to take advantage of the "all-you-can-eat" system. I just wish there were more locations on campus that let you use your meal plan. For my first meal on campus I opted for the classic salad, burger, and fries. With some frozen yogurt for dessert. I'll need to get a larger backpack to accommodate all the extra food I'll be bringing back home with me. A larger travel mug wouldn't hurt either. My mini coffee cup lasted about ten minutes in the freezing New York air while I power walked to my first class after lunch.

I did make it by the North Face store the other day to look at jackets. I only made it up here with my old Wooster Swimming boathouse warmup jacket. It's definitely time to give it a rest. I think it's about to fall apart right off my back. My time walking around the North Face store ended up being a huge waste of time. Crappy selection and even crappier service. I made it over to Patagonia and finally found something (it only took four hours between all the travel and wasted time). Plus I found the Natural History Museum. My jacket should get here in a few days. It's worth the wait just to get the right size. It's freaking cold here. Last night my cell phone died in my pocket from the low temperature. Note to self, don't walk around Chinatown after 10PM unless you know where you're going...

Pics: The apartment's mascot Hemingway (Hemi) enjoys her new bed, taking the meal plan for a spin in John Jay Hall, John Jay dining hall, my lecture class, and a much more intimate microecon class.

Video: Clarence has some fun.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

January 23, 2008










I just saw another post detailing one person's thoughts on the 10 worst episodes of the Simpson's series. Being that I'm a huge Simpson's fan I thought I would take the time to comb over the ideas of Holytaco.com. There's so many Simpson's episodes to begin with, criticizing the series isn't hard to do. But that's not really the point. I'd say it's more like picking out the episodes that didn't resonate with the fans as much as other episodes.

Another problem with the sheer volume of episodes is that it becomes really hard to judge the series. You really need to know ALL the material before you can criticize it objectively. How many people can say they know every single episode inside and out? Yep, not even Matt Groening. So all criticisms have to be viewed with a certain skepticism.

That being said, let's see what Holytaco considers the "least good" episodes to be:

10. Bonfire of the Manatees (Fall 2005).

Holytaco points out that this is another re-use of an older script. The Simpson's is certainly guilty of ripping themselves off in small ways. Did I mention even Matt Groening can't remember everything.

9. All Singing, All Dancing (Winter 1998).

Yes it's a clip show, but honestly, "See my vest" had to be one of the series greatest original spoof songs. That being said, I don't agree with this choice for worst episode.

8. The Great Louse Detective (Winter 2002).

This episode is a nod to both Kelsey Grammar (Sideshow Bob) and Frank Grimes (Homer's enemy). In theory I do appreciate the realism of the Frank Grimes character shining a light on Homer, but I didn't enjoy it too much the first time around.

7. Bart the Genius (Winter 1990).

I disagree with this choice for number 7 worst episode. In reality the series focus was more Bart-centric during this stage of the series. With that in mind, this episode accurately accomplished the goal of displaying Bart's antics. Just because the show changed it's focus in later seasons doesn't make this episode worse.

6. Bart Mangled Banner (Spring 2004).

This patriotic episode definitely earned it's spot on the list. I'm not going to say anymore about it other than I don't like the way it plays. It is redeemable in theory though.

5. Bart to the Future (Spring 2000).

Future-vision episodes can be really fun (Lisa's First Love). Bart's future in this episode is just depressing. Being relegated to Ralph-duty for the remainder of your adult years is just awful. Not that we don't want to see Ralph in some form. I agree with this choice of worst episode on the basis that the Simpson's should shine a light on the world, but not in a depressing way. You should walk away from episodes feeling good.

4. Saddlesore Galactica (Winter 2000).

This is the infamous underground-land episode. As Holytaco points out Comic-book Guy goes out of his way to point out that this is in fact, the "worst episode...ever" Enough said.

3. The Principal and the Pauper (Fall 1997).

This is the Sommersby spoof. Man comes home from war, but the man is an impostor. In the episode's commentary the production crew even point out that episodes are used to grow the characters in some way. In this episode all that growth is cast aside in the ending minutes. Primarily because the character of Skinner is so radically changed. Way too contrived and complex idea for an episode.

2. The Simpson's Spin-off Showcase (Spring 1997).

Wow seems like a lot of '97 episodes made the list. I disagree with this choice, I loved the Miami Vice spoof. The episode really needs to be viewed in the spirit with which it was intended to be viewed.

1. Stark Raving Dad (Fall 1991).

This is the guest appearance of Michael Jackson. Holy Taco put this on the list because of the Happy Birthday Lisa song. I can think of several of the previously listed episodes that are far worse than this episode. Plus, MJ didn't go wacko until the mid-90s. His presence doesn't really taint this episode that much.

Pics: Walking to school, City Knickerbocker, and soup salad & sushi with Andrew & Lindsey.

Video: Chinese-themed subway music.